Does Everyone Have A Zombie Survival Plan?

[Cameron]

Basically I was at work the other day and me and a colleague were talking about a zombie apocalypse and I thought everyone had a plan. But apparently he didn't.

So what I want to know is do you have a plan? Or am I one of the only people that does?

 

[Cameron]

I would like to add, I do have a plan of action if you couldn't tell already

 

[Clint Love]

Usually "Go to Clint's house" is everyone else's zombie survival plan! lol

 

[dandoolittle]

Mines 'go to cunt loves' house

 

[Cameron]

Mines 'go to cunt loves' house

Pretty solid plan

 

[dandoolittle]

Seriously though - my vans equipped to live in. I'll go to a race track and love there!

High fencing
Brick garages and metal locked doors
Normally have own power source
A race track
Maybe fuel to get by

 

[lupin]

Chuck Norris.

Because once a zombie bites chuck it will turn into chuck then infect more zombies turning them into chuck and so on thus ending the zombie apocalypse.

 

[Cameron]

Chuck Norris.

Because once a zombie bites chuck it will turn into chuck then infect more zombies turning them into chuck and so on thus ending the zombie apocalypse.

But then you have a load of chuck norris' trying to beat each other and that isn't possible because you can't kill him. Its like an unstoppable force meeting an immoveable object

 

[lupin]

Well who would you rather live forever as a zombie or chuck Norris?

 

[dandoolittle]

as a zombie

This - yes!

 

[Cameron]

Well who would you rather live forever as a zombie or chuck Norris?

Good point sir...

 

[Clint Love]

Pretty solid plan

People know I have guns, several pounds of pipe tobacco and about 20 gallons of alcohol at any given time. By the time we sober up, there will be nothing out there but piles of bodies and spent brass.

 

[ChunksLife]

i have a plan id start eating zombies i here they taste like chicken

 

[dandoolittle]

People know I have guns, several pounds of pipe tobacco and about 20 gallons of alcohol at any given time. By the time we sober up, there will be nothing out there but piles of bodies and spent brass.

Hence why I'm coming to yours

 

[jthomas]

Not a zombie one specifically. But im decked out for survival of most possible end of world like scenarios. Would survive in my home or out and about for a year before needing to find food, fuel ammo etc.

 

[Marbro_za]

Get bitten early on, that way as a zombie i will still have lots of food to eat.
I dont wanna struggle as a stupid human eating 3 year old tuna out of a can, then get bitten and have to eat humans that lived off old tuna.

 

[Arctic Pride]

Earthquake plan is more of a serious threat here in CA...that we have a plan for...but if CA breaks off into the ocean, its the wild wild west!

 

[SighBored]

I like Marbro's plan.

 

[Marbro_za]

Earthquake plan is more of a serious threat here in CA...that we have a plan for...but if CA breaks off into the ocean, its the wild wild west!

Think that would be Lex Luthors fault..Or the rock, im not sure

 

[QShifter]

Uh, never think about it.